The United Socialist States of Lefkada and Patras is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Konstantin Stavropoulus with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.08 billion Citizens of Lefkada and Patras enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalamitsi. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lefkada and Patras economy, worth 286 trillion ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 137,699 ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and rumor has it that Konstantin Stavropoulus has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lefkada and Patras's national animal is the Emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lefkada and Patras is ranked 10,607^th in the world and 306^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,876.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.